Smartest EX- Boyfriend
My ex and I broke up as friends(NO!! not due to PMS) He actually knew my cycle better than I did. Every month when he realized it was that time he would go to the store and come back with a brown paper bag. Inside would be red wine, giant chocolate bars, alleve,"supplies" ,steak and a thick
paperback book. He would take out the book, give me the bag give me a kiss and say "I love you honey, then take his book and stay holed up in the spare bedroom for till it was over"